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- Id: 1463230
- Posted: 2011-01-06 16:50:25
by e621 - Size: 1700x1659
- Source: www.furaffinity.net/view/3865149/
- Rating: Explicit
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"This circumstance which I have happened upon strikes me as particularly unique and demanding of detailed analysis..."
"Good fellow, I mean not to boast; however, as I can claim to have acquired a formidable gathering of knowledge regarding subjects involving the nature of sexual instincts and behaviors in living organisms, particularly Pokémon, I do believe I can offer a reasonable explanation for your present circumstance, if you are not disinclined to a brief lecture on the aforementioned topics. While your assessment of the circumstances regarding the current engorgement of your penile organ is not incorrect, as that is one of the functions this specific physiological reactions serves, the more common and primary cause of this type of engorgement is a hormonal response from your brain in preparation for sexual intercourse. Naturally, this type of reaction is merely dictated by the brain's judgments about whether existing environmental variables will amount to sexual intercourse, and such judgments are prone to inaccuracy. Rest assured that although you are physiologically prepared for sexual intercourse at this moment, I have no expectation for you to pursue the satisfaction of such instinctive goals at present. Instead, if I may, I would like to offer advisement as to how you may remedy the current situation..."
"The only circumstance I am familiar with in which my penile organ becomes engorged with blood as it appears to be at this given moment is after rousing from an adequate length of sleep, as an autonomous physiological reaction to accumulating a surplus amount of liquid waste in my bladder, subsequently safeguarding against the unintentional release of aforementioned urine during my sleep cycle which would render me prone to the inevitable infestation of bacteria that would gather uninhibited for a number of hours, posing a viable health hazard which could only be described as undesirable at best. However, given that I am currently conscious and entirely capable of manually restricting said form of bodily emission, I find myself unable to form any rational understanding of the current state of engorgement which my penile organ has assumed. I find it particularly intriguing that its current level of engorgement is notably more intense than typically encountered in the scenario I had previously mentioned, suggesting that my current need to urinate is even more intense than when I awaken most mornings; contrarily, I can affirm that my current need to urinate is virtually non-existent, thus making the intensity with which my genitalia is engorged all the more vexing."